Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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