i wish there were pregnant emoticons
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Randomize