She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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