The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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