you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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