Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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