spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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