the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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