He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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