Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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