Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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