it hurts more in the daytime
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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