come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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