how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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