I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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