3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
