Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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