i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Barsexuality is the new black.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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