Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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