butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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