CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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