If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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