Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I need to stop coming to work sober
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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