We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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