therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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