dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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