Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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