My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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