the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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