Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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