i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
There are leaves in my underwear?
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