Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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