Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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