it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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