i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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