I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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