You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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We have started to decorate penises.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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