I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
that may or may not have been my penis.
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