I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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