i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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