I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
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You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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