She went from zero to smokin in five shots
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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