There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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