Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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