More tranny stories later!
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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