I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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