bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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