How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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