Dual....:-)
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I wannas sexs uuuuu
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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