Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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