So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.