how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........