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(310): View more from California

So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?

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(205): View more from Alabama

I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.

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(815): View more from Illinois

She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.

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(256): View more from Alabama

In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.

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(630): View more from Illinois

it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.

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