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(925): View more from California

i just saw a foot job.

(925): View more from California

porn is incredible...

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous

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(613): View more from Ontario

There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.

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(563): View more from Iowa

Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.

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(512): View more from Texas

Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Importance

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