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(708): View more from Illinois

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(318): View more from Louisiana

We are so in love

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so when's the next time you get to see your balls

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(763): View more from Minnesota

there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i think he saw me take a picture of his dick

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.

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(928): View more from Arizona

I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.

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(631): View more from New York

You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low

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