belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
your room smells of hookers.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
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adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law