i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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