I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
he shaved USA in his pubs
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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